Top Ten Reasons Beckham Should Stay and Ali G.

Selena Roberts wrote last week that David Beckham should come to the US and give up playing at Real Madrid. I'm not sure this is a good idea. Here are my top ten reasons why. (And if you need to ask who David Beckham is then don't bother reading on).

1. Who will he play with when all the good players are in Europe. Kiss good bye to Freddy.
2. He is still only one free kick from redemption for England
3. Naming his next child Brentwood - or perhaps Malibu - would be too much
4. 10 Boring players are is still a boring team
5. Heaven can wait: Buy a team and play when he turns forty
6. He couldn't carry England how will he carry MLS
7. Playing for MLS he will get about as much action as the ref....at least on the field
8. Posh
9. There will be less admin assistants for the rest of us; ask Rebecca Loos
10. We don't want David in the Movies.

That's it other than the following Ali G video.
Ali-G Interviews Posh Spice and David Beckham